You're drunk when you get up from bed to go to the toilet, but squat down and piss all over your alarm clock instead because you thinks your bedside table is the toilet seat.

My ex did this in front of me!

2000 SVT Turbo 295hp/269ftlb@12psi #1 for Bendix Brakes Kits! Knuckles rebuilt w/new bearings $55 AUSSIE ENDLINKS $70 Gutted pre-cats $80/set A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!