Originally posted by Antiramie:
"Here's how you know that you're really drunk. I figured it out! When you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time...
Dude it's 15 past 14 already!!
[censored] it's 75 past man!!!
That clock gives receipts too!"
Thank you Mr. Cook! That one of my favorite stand up routines.
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