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Originally posted by Stazi:
But then again some crazy whacko religions think that masturbation is evil. Please.... 
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Originally posted by Stazi:
Originally posted by Corbett:
Originally posted by Stazi:
For those waiting - once you guys finally do it - you're going to LOSE your minds thinking about how it would be with someone else. I think getitng that out of your system by having sexual partners before marriage, helps. I'm not saying it eliminates it - obviously it doesn't.
Umm well Stazi, you know how I was back in the day and I have been without it over 2 years while in a relationship. I'm not saying i dont think about it but I'm not going crazy without it either.
Thank God for masturbation, huh? 
Explain that one - what's masturbation for? To provide the same release as sex - ORGASM! Thus is goes to show that sex is not for reproduction alone it is for the "feeling" you get from it too.
But then again some crazy whacko religions think that masturbation is evil. Please....
Well actually, i do believe masturbation is a sin. (flamesuit on). But I do not believe sex in marriage is just for reproduction. It's made to be fun and ejoyed.
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Tim please. You telling me you don't jerk off! I don't believe that for a second. Or do you rub one out and then beg for forgiveness. Why on earth is masturbation a sin. That's proposterous - touching yourself is a sin  Do I need to start counting how many shakes I take after whizzing so I don't sin? Like a famous Aussie comedian once said: "If you say you don't wank, you're a liar, and if you admit to doing it you're an idiot!" 
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Originally posted by Stazi:
Tim please. You telling me you don't jerk off! I don't believe that for a second. Or do you rub one out and then beg for forgiveness. Why on earth is masturbation a sin. That's proposterous - touching yourself is a sin
Do I need to start counting how many shakes I take after whizzing so I don't sin?
Like a famous Aussie comedian once said:
"If you say you don't wank, you're a liar, and if you admit to doing it you're an idiot!"
I think I believe that way because of 2 reasons.
1 - I wouldn't do it if Jesus were standing there next to me.
2 - I believe the Bible is clear that sex should be between man and wife, and that include orgasm, no matter which way it comes about.
I dont think I've gone off the deep end, thats just my belief. I could be wrong but we will never know until we die.
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Hmm, anyone remember the post from a long time ago where there was a Christian forum where all of the people on there were continually begging forgiveness for "falling down"! It's just so damn laughable sometimes.
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Rick I remember that - how stupid! Tim, so by that way of thinking should farting or burping be wrong to seeing as Jesus and God are everywhere and thus we are farting in their presence and farting is considered to be rude(except among buddies! )?
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Originally posted by Buckshot77:
Hmm, anyone remember the post from a long time ago where there was a Christian forum where all of the people on there were continually begging forgiveness for "falling down"! It's just so damn laughable sometimes.
I don't remember that but you are right. It doesnt seem very normal to ask forgiveness for falling down. I dont think falling down is a sin. Let alone asking for forgiveness from God on an internet forum is strange enough.
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Uh oh, here comes the 'Christians are idiots' parade...
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Originally posted by Stazi:
Rick I remember that - how stupid!
Tim, so by that way of thinking should farting or burping be wrong to seeing as Jesus and God are everywhere and thus we are farting in their presence and farting is considered to be rude(except among buddies! )?
LOL I dont know man. I think Jesus may have farted at some point in his life. I dont know. Haha that is the first time I have ever thought of that. It makes me laugh pretty good. And if farting were a sin you would be screwed Stazi. LOL!
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Originally posted by Davo:
Uh oh, here comes the 'Christians are idiots' parade...
Hey dopey - I'm Christian too. I just don't believe in absolutely everything the church tells me. 
Then again our priests are allowed to have sex - something that I believe is a good move.
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