Tim please. You telling me you don't jerk off! I don't believe that for a second. Or do you rub one out and then beg for forgiveness. Why on earth is masturbation a sin. That's proposterous - touching yourself is a sin
Do I need to start counting how many shakes I take after whizzing so I don't sin?
Like a famous Aussie comedian once said:
"If you say you don't wank, you're a liar, and if you admit to doing it you're an idiot!"
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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!
I don't believe that for a second. Or do you rub one out and then beg for forgiveness. Why on earth is masturbation a sin. That's proposterous - touching yourself is a sin 
