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We need a place to hide. SC is going crazy because of all the SE people came in...We noticed there's not TOO much activity here. hope you don't mind...

I like it here. Nice and SAVless.

Get the hell out of western canada! We like it quiet in here!

Sure why not this forum is getting kinda boring, noboby's ever on here, you'd be somebody to talk too.

Thanks. We like it here.

Welcome SunBurnt cousins.....slap on those Snowshoes, trugge on over to the Igloo......an' set aspell.....
I've been to Texas and I've also been to Lost......
Since this may be your first visit , may I suggest a visit to Whistler.
http://www.winter2010.com/ -Olympic site
http://www.whistler.ca/index.php - Town site
http://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/index.htm - Ski site
...and

http://www.mls.ca/PropertySearch.aspx?AreaID=1571&MapURL=%3fAreaID%3d6242

Hey whats everyone doing?

This place is great! We don't have to fear Louis locking threads at random (power trip, eh?)

Maybe we can tangle with the HTM and get him to make some crazy animations about our invasion. Then, we return fire with some D-films about how we came and ate all their chips and drank all their Molson.

Wooohooo!!! Teh M3trix Seest3m R0x!!! *gunshots in the air*

It's so awesome here. It's all aboot that great Canadian hospitality! No need to takeoff, eh?

[homer simpson voice]Mmmm beer[/homer simpson voice]

Speaking of beer, Hightower makes awesome beer .

Aaron

You should try the next one he made. It is awesome. We are currently doing a cider for me! Yippee! <--Kelly does a happy dance

I'm not one to pass up alcohol so I'll be sure to do that the next time I'm in Dallas.

Aaron

OH SNAP!

Hi Guys!!! Can I Come Over And Play???

So you're raunchy even when you're Canadian, huh?

I thought their good hockey spirit would have rubbed off on you by now.

-SAV

I'm not the one who followed the cool kids to Canada.

Oh, I'm sorry to bother you......but, please, if your going Canuck, one must be polite. I'm sorry to bring that up. Excuse me........screw it....shut up and behave!

Since you guys have been so welcoming, I will respect you.

BTW- Thanks again for Howie Mandel & Norm MacDonald

Hey no fair, let's try some real Canehdian superheroes. Jim Carrey and Wayne Gretzky. The current WHITE MVP is from BC, Mike Myers, and I can't forget Trebeck...

W3rd!

Thank you for Tarrance & Phillip.

and Tommy Chong!

Since we seem to hate most Canadians ( ), here's my list of famous Canadians that suck...

A

Brian Adams (singer)
Dan Akroyd (comic and actor)
Pamela Anderson Lee (Baywatch actor)
Richard Dean Anderson (Macgyver)
Paul Anka (singer)
April Wine (band)
Jan Arden (musician)
Arrogant Worms (music group)
Margaret Atwood [(1939- ), author]
B

Bachman-Turner Overdrive (band)
Donavan Bailey (track and field)
Carroll Baker (country singer)
Frederick Banting/Charles Best (Nobel Prize for discovering insulin in 1922)
Bass is Base (music group)
Bare Naked Ladies (music group)
Myriam Bedard (biathalon, 2 gold medals in 1994 olympics)
Jean Beliveau (hockey player)
Alexander Graham Bell [(1847-1922), invented the telephone in Brantford, Ontario, in 1874]
Billy Bishop [(1894-1956), WWI flying ace - shot down 72 enemy planes]
Blue Rodeo (band)
J. Armand Bombardier [(1907-1964), invented the "Ski-Doo" (i.e. snowmobile)]
Roberta Bondar (astronaut)
Raymond Bourque (hockey player)
Martin Brodeur (hockey player)
Kurt Browning (figure skater)
Michael Budman (co-founded 'Roots' clothing chain)
Sandra Bullock (actress)
Raymond Burr (actor, "Perry Mason")
Pierre Burton [(1920- ), journalist, author, director]
C

James Cameron (director of "Aliens", "Terminator", "True Lies" & "Titanic")
Rod Cameron (actor)
Neve Campbell (actress)
John Candy (comic and actor)
Jim Carrey (actor)
Emily Carr [(1871-1945), painter and writer]
Kim Cattrall (actress, Valeris in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)
Sarah Chalke (actress)
Thomas Chong (comedian, 1/2 of Cheech & Chong)
William Christie [(1829-1900) founded the Christie biscuit company]
Paul Coffey (hockey player)
Leonard Cohen [(1934- ), poet and singer]
Crash Test Dummies (band)
David Cronenberg (director)
D

Robertson Davies (author)
Celine Dion (singer)
James Doohan (actor, Scotty of Star Trek)
E

Timothy Eaton [(1834-1907), founded Eaton Co. 1867]
Econoline Crush (music group)
David Elliot (actor on Melrose Place)
Rik Emmett (musician, of the band Triumph)
Robert Esmie (sprinter, gold in Atlanta)
F

Ivan Ferguson (developed IMAX and OMNIMAX film systems)
Maynard Ferguson (jazz trumpeter)
Dave Foley (actor)
Glenn Ford (movie Actor)
David Foster (composer)
Michael J. Fox ([1961- ) actor]
Terry Fox ("Marathon of Hope" 1981)
Matt Frewer (actor, Max Headroom)
Fruit de la passion (singer)
G

John Kenneth Galbraith (US economist and diplomat)
Marc Garneau (astronaut)
Glenroy Gilbert (sprinter, gold in Atlanta)
Samuel Goldwyn (of MGM)
Robert Goulet (actor)
Great Big Sea (band)
Don Green (co-founded 'Roots'clothing chain)
Lorne Greene (actor)
Wayne Gretzky [(1961- ), hockey player]
Paul Gross (actor)
Bruce Greenwood, (actor, Nowhere Man on UPN)
Guess Who (band)
Peter Gzowski (author, broadcaster)
H

Monty Hall (game show host)
Rick Hansen (wheelchair athlete "Man in Motion" tour)
Lawren Harris [(1885-1970), painter]
Cory Hart (singer)
Phil Hartman (actor, comedian)
Bret the Hitman Hart
Headstones (music group])
Jeff Healey (musician)
Tim Horton (hockey player, donut mogul)
Gordie Howe [(1928- ), hockey player]
Henry Hudson (explorer; Hudson Bay) in 1611
Bobby Hull (NHL Hall of Famer)
Brett Hull (hockey player)
I

I Mother Earth (band)
Michael Ironside (actor)
J

Ferguson Jenkins (hall of fame pitcher)
Peter Jennings (newscaster)
Ben Johnson (track and field)
Lynn Johnson (cartoonist - For Better or For Worse)
K

Margot Kidder (Psycho\actress)
The Killjoys (music group)
The Kids in the Hall (comics-actors-geniuses)
L

K.D. Lang (punk-country and pop singer, composer)
Margaret Laurence (author)
Stephen Leacock (1869-1944) (humorist)
Geddy Lee (singer)
Mario Lemieux (hockey player, NHL's leading scorer)
Alex Lifeson (guitarist for RUSH)
Gordon Lightfoot (singer
Eric Lindros (hockey player)
Rich Little (comedian)
Guy Lombardo [(1902-1977), bandleader The Royal Canadians]
Lowinger, Tessa (and Wiebe, Jennifer) (behind the first unionization of a McDonald's)
M

Cluny MacPherson [(1879-1966), invented the gas mask]
Howie Mandel (comedian)
Elizabeth Manley (figure skater)
Amanda Marshall (singer)
John McCrae [(1872-1918), doctor, wrote "In Flanders Field" 1915]
Sarah McLachlan (Singer)
Mark Messier (hockey player)
Joni Mitchell [(1943- ), singer-composer]
Kim Mitchell (musician)
Moist (Music group)
Lucy Maud Montgomery [(1874-1942), author of Anne of Green Gables]
The Moffatts: Dave, Bob, Scott & Clint (band)
Greg Moore (indycar driver)
Rob Moore (very big in the computer industry)
Rick Moranis (actor)
Alanis Morrisette (singer)
Barry Morse (actor, from the original Fugitive)
Farley Mowat (author)
Anne Murray (singer-composer)
Mike Myers (Saturday Night Live actor)
N

Dr. Naismith [(1861-1939),invented basketball in1891]
Cam Neely (hockey player)
John Neville (director)
Leslie Nielsen (actor)
O

Odds (band)
Catherine O'Hara (actress)
Brian Orser (figure skater)
Our Lady Peace (band)
P

Lester B. Pearson (Canadian prime minister, Nobel Prize for Peace 1957)
Neil Peart (of RUSH)
Matthew Perry (actor, Friends)
Stone Phillips (newscaster)
Gordon Pinsent (actor)
Sarah Polley (actress)
Jason Priestly (90210 actor)
Christopher Plummer (actor, Chang in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)
Q

Paul Quarrington (author)
R

Mark Recchi (hockey player)
Keanu Reeves (actor)
Ivan Reitman (director)
Manon Rheaume (first lady of professional hockey)
Maurice "Rocket" Richard (hockey player)
Mordecai Richler (author)
John Roberts (news anchor)
Spider Robinson (writer)
Patrick Roy (hockey player)
Royal Canadian Air Farce (comedy group)
Tommy Ryan [(1882-1961), invented 5-pin bowling]
Rymes With Orange (Music group)
S

Morley Safer (60 minutes journalist)
Joe Sakic (hockey player)
Devon Sawa (actor)
Paul Schaffer
Barbara Ann Scott (figure skater - gold medal 1948)
Laura Secord (confectioner/stool pigeon)
Mack Sennett (Michael Sinnott) [(1880-1960) launched Charlie Chaplin's career, creator of the Keystone Kops]
Brendan Shanahan (hockey player)
William Shatner (actor and author)
Martin Short (actor)
Joe Shuster [(1914-1992) co-creator of Superman]
Jay Silverheels [(1919-1980),Tonto in The Lone Ranger]
Sloan (Band)
Spirit of the West (music group)
Steppenwolf (rock band)
Emily Stowe [(1831-1903), first Canadian woman to practice medicine]
Elvis Stoyko (figure skater)
Alfred Sung (designer)
Bruny Surin (sprinter)
Donald Sutherland [(1935- ), actor]
Keifer Sutherland (actor - Donald's son)
David Suzuki (environmentalist, geneticist, writer)
T

Ken Taylor (Canadian ambassador smuggled Americans out of Iran, 1980 - called The Canadian Caper)
The Tea Party (music group)
Allan Thicke (actor)
Dave Thomas (actor, comedian)
The Tragically Hip (music band)
Paul Tracy (indycar driver)
Alex Trebek (Jeopardy host)
Shania Twain (singer)
U

Gary Unger (hockey player)
V

Gilles Villeneuve (F1 racing driver)
Jacques Villeneuve (F1 racing driver)
W

Jack Warner (co-founded Warner Bros.)
Larry Walker (baseball player)
The Watchmen (Music Band)
Wiebe, Jennifer (and Lowinger, Tessa ) (behind the first unionization of a McDonald's)
Fay Wray (actress, King Kong)
Michelle Wright (Music)
X

Y

Neil Young (singer-composer)
Z
Zampano



AS YOU CAN SEE, no one good came from Canada.

You're just mad because Canadians think you are beneath them.

You had me at EVIL.

On a side note... Sorry aboot your grand pappy.

Not Canadian, French Canadian.

Funny.

So, whats new?

MJ's gettin' locked up

Found a 20 dolla bill under my seat

Had a $5 Cold and Nasty for Lunch

Paying the price, now.

MJ's gettin' locked up
I wish.
Found a 20 dolla bill under my seat
Sweet
Had a $5 Cold and Nasty for Lunch
I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good. Ofcourse you live where thay have awesome pickled sausage. Lucky bastage.
Paying the price, now.
Probably worth it.