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Originally posted by caltour:

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caltour: "JaTo, do you see the pink elephant in that photo?"

JaTo: "Your asinine question about the so-called "elephant" reveals your complete lack of education and morals. Everyone - except liberal slime like you - knows that elephants are gray."

caltour: "JaTo, I only asked if you see the photo of the pink elephant posted in this thread. I didn't ask you what color elephants really are."

JaTo: "Are you stupid or what? Elephants cannot be PINK. You are a brain-dead idiot if you say otherwise. It's just like you to bring up such a idiotic point anyway, since you apparently know nothing about the Boer War of 1898. If you had even gone to school at all, you would know that the Boers attacked the Swazi tribes to quell a rebellion in Oogadoogoo . . . . [blah blah inky dinky blah on and on for two or three pages] . . . . . .

. . . [many pages later]. . .

caltour: "So you are really not going to admit that you see the photo of the pink elephant?"

JaTo: "Are you still sniveling about that stupid elephant? Even if the "elephant" in the so-called "photo" maybe does kind of look a little pinkish in color, that doesn't prove anything. Besides, I would definitely say it is more of a chartreuse color, not really a true pink at all. I guess you left-coast nutjobs are imagining there is a conpiracy by photographers to make elephants look pink now? . . .

caltour: [clutches head and moans]

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