This reminds me of South Park.... on the condom usage episode
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, now I wanna review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we talked about?
Filmore: [raises his hand] Miss'nary position?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Missionary position, good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else?
Girl: Doggie?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] That's right. Doggie style we went over, mhm.
Boy: Pile driver?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Uh huh, pile driver position. Good, Quaid.
Sally: The Filthy Sanchez?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
Boy 2: Hot Karl?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes,you can give your partner the ol' Hot Karl, sure.
or the ending:
Mr. Garrison: Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about? Yeah, the wrap-around butt grab. Sure, can't forget that. Uh huh, reverse cowgirl. Good, Kevin. Hot Lunch, sure, she likes that. Donkey Punch, uh huh. Glass-bottom boat. Good one, yes. Fish-eye. Good, Jenny. Chili dog. Mm-hm.
--Looking for Commodore stuff (Drives, Units, Amiga, games, etc)If anyone has any of this laying around and wants it gone, lemme know 
