All you guys are weird. Girls are easy to figure out. Once you get enough of them in enough different situations, it's not hard to predict how they'll react. You can pinpoint a girl's type within the first sixty seconds of conversation, many times sooner than that. It's all in the way they talk and what they say, how they stand or sit, and what they wear. Once you establish what kind of girl you're dealing with, it's easy as the pie that TexasRealtor stole from me.

If she's been talking to you for two weeks and you haven't done your homework and learned integral information from her, it's YOUR screwup. There are things girls say and ways to introduce questions into the conversation, or just trick her into answering your questions without asking them. The type of girl determines the types of questions you ask. After five mintues of conversation, I've established a knowledge of where she lives, what year she is, what her major is, where home is, what her relationship status is, who she hangs out with, and what she enjoys. It's all in the asking.

For instance, "what do you plan on studying?" should have been one of your first questions after hearing that she is or is about to be a college student. Then you follow up with why she chose that, what she plans to do with it, how she got interested in it, does she know anyone else who does it. This tells you VOLUMES about the girl, all branching from one simple question.

"My daddy is coming from Amarillo tonight to help me load the U-Haul, but I already have a hitch on my car 'cause I've had to make the trip so many times. I might have to call one of my guy-friends to help me with it, but I hope I don't have to."

This is what was said to me during the course of a five minute long conversation I had with a girl in line at the U-Haul store this afternoon. She came in and a comment was made about parking and I ran with it. Talked to her the whole time in line. She was wearing cropped sweats, flip-flops, a cropped off-the-shoulder sweatshirt, hair up in a ponytail, and a good amount of makeup on. This tells you a few things off the bat.
  1. She's probably a student who's moving out of somewhere
  2. She's probably secure enough to go out in grungy clothes
  3. She's probably NOT secure enough to move herself out of her apartment without putting on foundation, lipstick, and blush.
  4. Her accent and the word "daddy" probably mean she's a southern family-bred girl
  5. She probably doesn't have a boyfriend if a "guy-friend" would be needed to help her move.
  6. She's independent enough to make a five hour moving trip on her own and to NOT request help in doing so
Now this is only preliminary information gained from this girl uttering two sentences. During the rest of the time, I learned that she's a junior, doesn't want a full bachelors degree, will be living in the college town but attending another community college, is going to Germany on a two-month long mission trip (church girl), grew up in Europe as an Air Force brat, stays with her parents in a town five-hour away over the summer blah blah blah.

I ended up giving her my email address and saying "send me pictures of Germany!" It's all in the questions you ask and how receptive they are to those questions. If a girl answers your questions quickly and offers no supporting back-stories or information, or if they don't ask ANY questions about YOU, it's a sure bet she is NOT interested.

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