this was funny.

i picked out some of the gem quotes this guy wrote. they should make a gay version of Car & Driver. that would be hilarious to read (at least once anyway)
Honorable Mention: Infiniti G35
Last year's winner of the near-luxury segment, the slick, bargain-priced G35, is better than ever, with a new nose, a new tush and even more power under the hood on some versions.
The Jeep Grand Cherokee had a lock on the Gay-U-V category before it even existed.
Honorable Mention: Kia Sportage
Extreme Makeover, the SUV edition (if there were such a thing), might have produced results as stunning as the sweet-driving, great-looking and shockingly well-built Kia Sportage. With tons of features and slick moves on the road, it's a Honda CR-V with a coupon.
The all-new, improved-in-every-way M-Class is so refined and enjoyable to drive (not to mention 10 times butcher), that it's reclaimed the top spot in the Lux-U-V class.
Honorable Mention: Porsche Boxster
Like so many of its owners, our favorite Porsche has gone under the knife, in spite of needing no improvement. But while "elective procedures" have mixed results on people, the Boxster came out more refined
If there's ever been a reason to take a number 2 clipper to your head, it's the hot-sexy-gorgeous-oh-daddy all-new Ford Mustang Convertible
Hey, Nissan, how about bringing back the Hardbody name?
It took a lot to dethrone last year's truck winner, the Ford F150, with its fabulous interior decor and Marlboro Man swagger.
Best Queen-Sized Bed: Toyota Tacoma
Lesbian and gay families come in all shapes and sizes, so choosing the right family car can be tricky. But Mazda makes it easy with its sterling Mazda6 (hey, doesnt Sigma have one of these?
uhh...Fmr....just how did you come across this article??