nope, wipers aren't the problem, otherwise when it does come on they would too

I'll have to try the jump start thing as it's getting pretty bad now. I actually had suspicions that my battery is dying on me even tho according to autozone it's still good.
?-if I did a battery relocation, could I basically just buy some thick ass 0 gauge wire for the positive, and then ground out the negative in the rear? if that would work I'm thinkin I'll pickup a yellow topper or a red top and mount it all up in the trunk.