Hmmmmm....good music? That doesn't happen at clubs. And the only guys that like to dance and go to clubs are gay. How many times have you heard a straight guy say.....I had such a tough time at work today and all I want to do is dance all night long!! And I have a g.f. so I don't want a woman (who most likely has some sort of STD) all over me cause I would get my assssssssssssssss kicked.