Lol ya deffinatley play up the part about not drinking and driving.
Thats like the time I was watching cops and they showed some crackhead getting pulled over.
He had hidden a bag of rock in his mouth very convincingly. The officers finally saw it after like 10 minutes and they asked him why he had crack in his mouth.
He told them that some guy had given it to him and that he didnt even want it.
The officers then asked him "well why didnt you throw it out?!"
to which the guy replies, "Out the window!?!! are you crazy man!? there are kids around!"
