Originally posted by Viss1:


Two Priests discover an ancient original version of the Bible. The senior Priest secludes himself in a basement to study the manuscript without interruption. After two days, the other Priest visits him, and finds the older one sobbing uncontrollably.
"What is it, Father?" asks the younger Priest.
"It says 'celebrate,' not 'celibate!!'" cries the older one.



LMFAO!

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