so sunday night my car decides to crap out on me, i leave it on campus and stay at a friends room. when i come out in the morning, behold, a boot is on my frint rim. so i pay to get it off, which was only $235 and i parked on campus for two years without a parking pass. a year is $400 so i think i made out. then last night, i was driving on 95S and BOOM SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH all these sparks from the back of my car. the muffler fell off and was dragging down the road. so i pull over and soon a State Trooper pulls up to help me out. i'm thinking cool. no. he gives me a ticket for a dead inspection (March, but since i don't drive that car i didn't think about it) and for having faulty equipment or some sh*t like that b/c one tail light was brighter than the other, even though it wasn't the brake light, it just happens to be brighter. grrrrrrrrrr


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