Hmmm.... Sooo many to choose from...

1) A Civil Action - I fell asleep twice

2) The Thin Red Line - this one had like, 10 false alarm signals that the movie was finally over

3) The 9th Gate - booooring and extremely un-scary

4) Biker Boyz - c'mon, they drag raced street bikes on a muther-effing dirt road! You're telling me that Lawrence Fishburne never lost because he could see the finish line better?! WTF?!

5) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - I still want a refund....

6) Batman Returns - How the hell is a figgin' deformed midget, wannabee penguin a threat to safety of an entire city?!

7) The Blair Witch Project - I hope to never hear from those filmakers again

8) That GM sponsered GTO promo movie with Dennis Hopper that aired on USA network. - The lead guy states he has a twin turbo'd, V6 Eclipse that somehow has 4-2-1 headers...

That's all I can think of, for now.


-Chuck Dienzo Black 98.5 E1 SVT #5022 of 6535 Born on March 16, 1998 "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."