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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
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take it easssssy! I actually thought that movie was hilarious.


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Battlefield Earth.

It confirmed my eternal belief in the existance of God. How?

1) It takes talent borrowed directly from The Almighty to create such a pinnacle of cinematic refuse. Nothing else makes sense. Mere mortals are incapable of creating a catastrophe on so many levels. I firmly believe it just isn't humanly possible. This is a movie that Ed Wood couldn't have made even if he had Jan de Bont's help (Twister), it's so damn bad.

2) It also takes divine intervention to keep any audience witnessing it from taking their car-keys out of their pockets or purses and attempting to slit their throats. Given that no mass suicides were reported during the viewings of this show, it again compounds my fervent belief that The Almighty was involved.

I seriously can't think of any other movie that's worse.


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Originally posted by MapOfTaz�­F�³sh�³:
What about open water?




Exactly!


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Purple rain
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Movie that was on this weekend with Dennis Rodman
Independence day
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Oh and I know it got good ratings, but Shaun Of The Dead SUCKED!!!!!!!!!


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Originally posted by Bk4293:
Oh and I know it got good ratings, but Shaun Of The Dead SUCKED!!!!!!!!!




Heh... I liked that one, true was a dumb plot, but IMO the british humor made up for it.


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Another bad movie was "Howard the Duck". My gawd that was a bad movie.


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It is ALSO the only Movie I ever SLEPT through in the Theater..... "DUNE"....what a f**kin' BORING movie!!


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Originally posted by Corbett:
Death To Smoochy





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Originally posted by Beowulf:
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talk about a crappy plot.



that would be a movie about constant bickering and pointless fighting.


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