Originally posted by 95Sleeper:
Originally posted by gotapex:

None of you should feel badly at all. My Duratec's lugging around 800 less lbs, and i'm still getting like 14 mpg.



I feel really bad for you. In fact, since I am such a nice guy, I am willing to - that's right - trade you straight up, car for car. I get 29 mpg, and have for the last 10 years. I know this is a great kindness on my part, but I just feel bad for you, and want to share the wealth. You can drop off your car and take mine anytime.



Awesome, mighty kind of you.