Quote: "Dear Josh. My friend Lacey got sexiled, so she's sleeping on the top bunk. -Bustos"
That is written on the white board on the inside of my dorm-room door. My roommate Turbo (Bustos) is asleep on the couch and some random girl whose phone won't stop making noises is on the top bunk (I'm on the bottom, for reference). I can't see her. I tried making small talk at a point when I knew she was awake, but she didn't answer. Damn anti-social college girls...
From the looks of her shoes on the floor and the lump under the covers, she's a lithe young woman. This is my roommate, Turbo:
He sleeps like a rock and never wakes up for anything, including class. I'ma try and talk to this girl some more. I bet I can hit it.
That is so Funny. How many roommates do you have? Do they all look like Turbo?
