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"Dear Josh. My friend Lacey got sexiled, so she's sleeping on the top bunk. -Bustos"
That is written on the white board on the inside of my dorm-room door. My roommate Turbo (Bustos) is asleep on the couch and some random girl whose phone won't stop making noises is on the top bunk (I'm on the bottom, for reference). I can't see her. I tried making small talk at a point when I knew she was awake, but she didn't answer. Damn anti-social college girls...
From the looks of her shoes on the floor and the lump under the covers, she's a lithe young woman. This is my roommate, Turbo:
He sleeps like a rock and never wakes up for anything, including class. I'ma try and talk to this girl some more. I bet I can hit it. 
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Originally posted by infuryum:
I bet I can hit it.
You should just put this in your sig so you don't have to keep typing it 
Matt
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i second that....
Semper Fi...
It's Hard To Be Modest When You Know
You're The Best...
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Yeah, but what about AIM conversations? there is no sig there, and he types that alot...
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Originally posted by Kremitthefrog:
I like to wear dresses and use binoculars to watch grandmas across the street.
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Wait a minute, Infuryum. You posted a couple of weeks ago about a lovely young girl who walked in to the shower room when you were there, but you never told us whether you hooked up with her. Now you are posting about a nubile young thing sleeping in the bed right above you, and leaving us hanging on this one too.
This is against the rules. The rules are as follows:
"CEG rule 27(b): Posts about babe sightings, potential nookie, and assorted sexual conquests are not permitted, unless you tell us the entire story to its conclusion. "Conclusion" means the culmination of the encounter, such as an act of wanton animalistic sex, or humiliating rejection."
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shall i post every time a girl enters my dorm room too?  lame... your roommate looks funny though.
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Originally posted by Nate S:
shall i post every time a girl enters my dorm room too?
lame...
Shall I post everytime someone makes a lame quote?
lame...
The roomate is hilarious looking, though.
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Originally posted by Kremitthefrog:
I like to wear dresses and use binoculars to watch grandmas across the street.
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That is some funny shift!!!!
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I found out what "sexiled" means. It means HER roommate was getting some sweet loving in her room and she needed a place to stay.
It turns out that I know this girl who was above me. I've talked to her a couple times. She's a redhead who isn't unnatractive, but not knockout gorgeous, either. She lives in our dorm. Now that she's seen our palace, maybe she'll want to hang out more often.
I had a couple AIM conversations with the girl I found in my bathroom, but nothing since last week. Every time I try to talk to her on AIM, she's always away. I need to see if she's dating that guy down the hall where she was staying.
My life is so difficult. 
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On the next episode of One Life to Live, College Edition: Originally posted by infuryum:
I found out what "sexiled" means. It means HER roommate was getting some sweet loving in her room and she needed a place to stay.
It turns out that I know this girl who was above me. I've talked to her a couple times. She's a redhead who isn't unnatractive, but not knockout gorgeous, either. She lives in our dorm. Now that she's seen our palace, maybe she'll want to hang out more often.
I had a couple AIM conversations with the girl I found in my bathroom, but nothing since last week. Every time I try to talk to her on AIM, she's always away. I need to see if she's dating that guy down the hall where she was staying.
My life is so difficult.
Matt
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Old Rides:
1999 Sil-Fro SVT Contour 3.0L with goodies (Totalled 6/21/06)
1988 Bronco II (Sold)
You know you launch hard when you beat oncoming traffic through their own crosswalk lines.
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