We love American Chopper so much we turned it in to a drinking game. Come over one Friday and I'll teach you.
As for me being drugged and out of commision. I took a very graceful swan dive off a bleacher (yes I was sober) and tore up my right ankle and brusied the crap out of my left arm. No walky for me for a while.

The good news is I got good drugs, the bad news is, they make me sick.
I'll bring you to speed on the Ultimate topic. We welcomed SAV by being mean to him (he took it like a man) and we are trying that with another. Mixed results so far.