That reminds me of at new years my freinds girlfreind was smashed....she is like 98 lbs literally and all it takes is 2 beers....and she was saying that if she had "package" she would play with it all the time and go up to people and just go "smack" "smack" "smack" in their face with it. Now read that again with a girl pretending to have some manhood between her legs and swinging it back and forth. One of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
