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"You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy."


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what's the difference between a rooster and a whore?

a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!"

a whore says "any-cock-will-do!"



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Originally posted by Antiramie:
"You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy."




LOL

how funny is it the last post was by Rooster..


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OMG. Awesome! Did she tickle you Rooster?


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Originally posted by dcamero04:
what's the difference between a rooster and a whore?

a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!"

a whore says "any-cock-will-do!"





Q: What's the difference between a rooster, Fred Flintstone, and a B.Y.U. coed?
A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo," Fred Flintstone says "Yabba-dabba-doo," and a B.Y.U. coed says, "Any dude'll do!"



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Are you sure it wasn't some chick's cock?


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Originally posted by MysticFreak:
Are you sure it wasn't some chick's cock?






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Originally posted by MysticFreak:
Are you sure it wasn't some chick's cock?




i dont think so, i dont see any straps hanging from it.


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