Originally posted by dcamero04:
what's the difference between a rooster and a whore?

a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!"

a whore says "any-cock-will-do!"





Q: What's the difference between a rooster, Fred Flintstone, and a B.Y.U. coed?
A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo," Fred Flintstone says "Yabba-dabba-doo," and a B.Y.U. coed says, "Any dude'll do!"



1996 MM Zetec, ATX 192000 kms...not dead, but I'm not fixing it White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.