Originally posted by dcamero04: what's the difference between a rooster and a whore?
a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!"
a whore says "any-cock-will-do!"
Q: What's the difference between a rooster, Fred Flintstone, and a B.Y.U. coed? A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo," Fred Flintstone says "Yabba-dabba-doo," and a B.Y.U. coed says, "Any dude'll do!"
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White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
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