Dude.. you are only like... 3 inches from me, too.. why don't you come this way, instead, and you won't have to change climates... or wardrobes... or driving patterns... or tires (blizzaks)...
and there's fun to be had in the Lone Star, and in the sun... We can offer up some fishing, hiking, camping, racing, NBA (x3??), NFL, and, uhm.... more...
Ray