Originally posted by conturd:
Wow, no humor to be found here. Must really love the choice car of old ladies. I only bought the thing because it was a good deal and a later model. The car is very noisy. It reminds me of the sounds my kids make when they push their matchbox cars.The plastic bumpers cause me to use caution when I come to close to a pile of snow. I wouldn't want to crack it in half. I guess its not as crappy as my Taurus but whatever ... My male member is of good size so I don't need a hyped up old lady car to make myself feel like a genuine man.



Hmmm, I think you can probably fix your cruise by STFU. This is not a good place to insult the Contour, I know a few people here that like them as much as I do. And I ram my bumper into snowbanks every time I park at my g/f's. After a few hundred (thousand?) times, it's fine.

So... go [censored] your [censored] you [censored] [censored] [censored] and buy a [censored] V-6 Mustang that many people here will run [censored] circles around, if you hate the [censored] contour so much.

-Philip Maynard '95 Contour [71 STS | Track Whore] '97 Miata [71 ES | Boulevard Pimp] 2006 autocross results