"Aurora police have reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of stealing salad from a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun twice by officers and said that proper procedures were followed."
That's the coolest news summary ever. It makes it sound like the police saw him stealing salad, checked their procedures, then ran in and tasered him.
I keep seeing news stories about evil taser wielders. So, what's this sudden liberal push to get rid of tasers about anyways?