you should email her and tell her you'd rather donate the mystery envelope to her. then, send her an envelope with an application to Walmart stuffed inside. hell, even being "disabled" she can stand/lie there and say "welcome to Walmart" or as in the case that Pakrat presented to us, she can take out the trash.

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.