AHHH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN WI! I want an SVT Exhaust SOOOOOO BADLY. But I cant find anything locally (and im talking IN michigan)

98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE TEIN H.Tech Springs Tokico HP series Struts Short ram air intake Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust ... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?