Originally posted by PackRat:
Gives a whole new meaning to "Your momma should have swallowed you."



I do not know why, but this story is just too funny!

Quote:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

ROFLMAO