Originally posted by svtProdigy:

fart cans..lol




Yeah, about as funny as your credibility on here.

Don't think you're the first, and you definitely won't be the last, to come on here with wild claims and nothing to back it up. You proved your stance on the broken window thread, albeit with a little bit of pushing, but I saw nothing in that car other than some HVAC overlays and an aluminum shift knob that would constitute your modifications to this car of yours. We really needed help getting aftermarket parts like that from you to make the Contour popular. What're you gonna make popular next? I hear shag carpet is real popular for the seats and dashboard. They add horsepower to the interior too. And I'd love it if you patent some new blinker fluid. Mine goes bad after six weeks.

Mark already touched on points I had considered making earlier, so there really is no need to repeat them again. Though for the sake of pounding this information through the 6" thick skull of yours, I might have to come back and do that after lunch.

Now if you'll excuse me, your buddy next door just got his aluminum wing installed on his Honda Civic. My friends and I are all gonna go have a circle jerk on his hood to celebrate.

-SAV

Troll. 1997 VW Jetta MkIII GLS 5spd All hail my appearance on CEG!