From SentraDriven on the Ricer forum...
Everyone who whines about how rice can't beat a fast car believe me it can. I even have links and videos and proof of civics beating corvettes and even vipers.

Proof of Civics beating Vettes and Vipers??? In what category? Ugliest aesthetics? I can see a NOS'd civic beating a '79 vette with a 305, 170hp, but a Viper? Maaaybe in a 1/4 mile...still...

"I'm from Missouri. Ya know what our motto is? We're the 'Show me' state. So...show me!"

I love my Contour to death, but my 'vette is still my #1 baby.
There's money to be made in racing. I should know. I put a lot of it there.
You can make a small fortune in racing. Start with a large one.
How fast do you want to go...how much money do you have?
You can fix a lot of things, but you can't fix stupid!