I'm still paying off the $3500 it cost me for a lawyer, and impound, and another $1000 in bail for "felony possession of a controlled substance"

Cop pulls me over, I am nervous because I am deaf.. so he thinks I have something to hide.. he frisks me and I forgot I had a pocket knife in my pocket.. he asks if I have anything else to hide, and if I would mind him looking in the car.


I tell him to go ahead, and he begins to do so.



Now, my wife is pregnant, and she craves KFC biscuits all the time. The cop pulls out this white speck and says "hmm.. looks like crack, to me"... I tell him its a biscuit crumb, as I am just SURE of it... but he arrests me, and I spent 3 weeks in county.

They tested it and it came back "positive".. so my lawyer had them restest it at an INDEPENDANT location, and it came back as nothing, "most likely some sort of bread, or dough... " WELL NO #$%@!!!!!


So.. now I owe the lawyer, the impound, and the record expulsion.


Good luck, but don't expect anything back, except your bail, if you do appear at your court date.


Ray


'99 CSVT - Silver #222/276 In a constant state of blow-off euphoria.
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