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#1184127 02/12/05 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by mygameisplatnum:

"I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"
^^^^My new pick up line





GEE! I WONDER HOW YOU KNOW THIS!? You shouldve said "someone told me......blahblahblah"

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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Most will with some persuasion.



And some will with no persuasion


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#1184129 02/12/05 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by Zoom Zoom Diva:

Of course... what's the difference between lust, love, and showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, or Gargling.




Awesome! I've never heard that one before. I'll have to tell my girlfriend that one.


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#1184130 02/12/05 08:56 PM
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Originally posted by ContourSVT98:
Originally posted by mygameisplatnum:

"I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"
^^^^My new pick up line





GEE! I WONDER HOW YOU KNOW THIS!? You shouldve said "someone told me......blahblahblah"

-dan




Its from the website that is posted right above my post IF you looked at it. Not like I just made it up. aka its a joke

And beside tell me what lady would pass up that line I mean really?? they'd be waiting in line to play the skin flute


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#1184131 02/12/05 09:06 PM
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Originally posted by 98 SE:
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

(site is work friendly minus some language in the text)




Yes! I set that as the home page on my friends computer.


"Bros before Hoes" <-- More men need this mentality.
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#1184133 02/13/05 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by CSVT985:
Yah my fiance wont swallow she gags...but hey ..head is head.




LMAO. You better hope she doesn't log on to this site.


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Originally posted by Goonz SVT:
Originally posted by PackRat:

If girls didnt exist who would we f***? a sheep? your daddy? ...





why you have some??




j/k

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If you train 'em right, yeah...


Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.
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Originally posted by Kane:
Heh, this thread is cool, but where are the female CEGers?

Anyway, yeah, girls do suck (how Goonz was thinkin...).

Most chicks go for your $ or car. Usually the ones I hang out with, but they don't date me b/c I don't got $ or a "cool" car like that ricer with the CAI, fartcans, and neons.

The ones that don't are already taken by either a cooler guy than us, some abusive dude, or they're just like us can't get a guy worth a crap.**

My take..

**Exception for "us". Disregard if you are one of the cooler dudes that already got a good girl.




I will disregard

Steve


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