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Originally posted by Cris'pus:
The way I see it...
Girls suck,
women are acceptable,
Ladies are the one you want.
much better
00 black/tan svt, #2052 of 2150, born 2/1/00
formerly known as my csvt
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Originally posted by SAV:
One.....and........Three.
"I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"
^^^^My new pick up line
Justin
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If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house.
"Bros before Hoes" <-- More men need this mentality.
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Originally posted by mygameisplatnum:
"I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"
^^^^My new pick up line
ROFLMAO !!!
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Build Number 5320 of 6535
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Originally posted by RT and his SE:
I saw this bumper sticker on a car once and almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard.
Mean people suck
Nice people swallow
I have a t-shirt with that. 
Originally posted by CSVT985:
Yah my fiance wont swallow she gags...but hey ..head is head.
It's all in the technique. I could give her some pointers, if you'd like.
Of course... what's the difference between lust, love, and showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing, or Gargling.
Brad "Diva": 2004 Mazda 6s 5-door, Volcanic Red
Rex: 1988 Mazda RX-7 Vert, Harbor Blue.
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Originally posted by Zoom Zoom Diva:
. I could give her some pointers, if you'd like.
Of course... what's the difference between lust, love, and showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing, or Gargling.
In the words of the honourable Basil Brush ... BOOM BOOM! !!
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Heh, this thread is cool, but where are the female CEGers?
Anyway, yeah, girls do suck (how Goonz was thinkin...).
Most chicks go for your $ or car. Usually the ones I hang out with, but they don't date me b/c I don't got $ or a "cool" car like that ricer with the CAI, fartcans, and neons.
The ones that don't are already taken by either a cooler guy than us, some abusive dude, or they're just like us can't get a guy worth a crap.**
My take..
**Exception for "us". Disregard if you are one of the cooler dudes that already got a good girl.
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Originally posted by Kane:
Heh, this thread is cool, but where are the female CEGers?
Anyway, yeah, girls do suck (how Goonz was thinkin...).
Most chicks go for your $ or car. Usually the ones I hang out with, but they don't date me b/c I don't got $ or a "cool" car like that ricer with the CAI, fartcans, and neons.
The ones that don't are already taken by either a cooler guy than us, some abusive dude, or they're just like us can't get a guy worth a crap.**
My take..
**Exception for "us". Disregard if you are one of the cooler dudes that already got a good girl.
Man ... you drive a tour right ... better hope no girl wants you for the car ... unless it's for the handling 
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Originally posted by Christian:
Originally posted by Kane:
Heh, this thread is cool, but where are the female CEGers?
Anyway, yeah, girls do suck (how Goonz was thinkin...).
Most chicks go for your $ or car. Usually the ones I hang out with, but they don't date me b/c I don't got $ or a "cool" car like that ricer with the CAI, fartcans, and neons.
The ones that don't are already taken by either a cooler guy than us, some abusive dude, or they're just like us can't get a guy worth a crap.**
My take..
**Exception for "us". Disregard if you are one of the cooler dudes that already got a good girl.
Man ... you drive a tour right ... better hope no girl wants you for the car ... unless it's for the handling
Hey now... chicks used to dig my ol three tone tour (yes that's Insayne Kane on the windshield!):
Ok then... maybe they didn't really like the car, but liked me instead, but I was too shy to do anything. Translation for the dudes: I'm a puss with the girlies. I'll admit it.
Anyhow, kicking myself for trading that in for $700 twoard the SVT. I made it all the same color while I was in Texas this summer. Could have got more than $700 use out of it.
Last edited by Kane; 02/12/05 07:09 AM.
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