I loathe beer, it is the stinky goat-piss-flavored drink of choice for ate-up rednecks.

But that's just my view, maybe living in the midwest and being surrounded by the redneck species has traumatized me and twisted my outlook...

Out of beers though, I prefer Mickey's Malt Liquor.

I am a wino. I love a 3-dollar bottle of Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane, Snowcreek Berry, or Blackberry. Yummeh!