Originally posted by Mad_Medeiros: the chain thing was so annoying, I had an old bmx.. and it had a warped crank so if I pedalled really hard standing, it would fall and well, you know the rest... my voice was high pitched for a week
1.I had the same problem, damn BMX cranks!
2. When I was 16 I worked at a restaurant that had an industrial sized mixer that you needed to be 18 to run. Well my boss decided i could handle it so I was mixing something and forgot an ingredient and tapped the measuring cup on the edge of the bowl while the arm came around and pulled the cup and my hand in aswell. It beat up my middle and index finger pretty bad and broke the middle finger straight accross below the knuckle. I had a cast from my elbow down and around my middle finger for a month! It still hurts everytime I go bowling!
3. Probably the best one i've ever done. I was on demoral after a surgery which tended to make me hallucinate. I was only to take it before bed for these reasons, I was back at my dorm sleeping in the middle of the night and remember having a nightmare that a crazy murderer was chasing after me down a road driving a car while I was running. He was getting close so I ran off to the side of the road and jumped the fence. Ends up I was sleeping in my loft which was about 8ft from the tile floor and while I was "jumping the fence" in the dream, I managed to jump the "retard-bar" on the loft and landed on my ankle majorly spraining it!
Originally posted by Chickens: Religion can't do much for ashholes (unless you are an alterboy)
