When I was in ( I have to remember now) ummmmmm.... 1st grade (?) I broke my left forearm/hand in a few places.
I ate fish sticks for lunch at school and failed to wash my hands afterwards. Slipped from the half-dome monkey bars and sat on my left arm when I landed.
The doctor tried to give me enough demerol (he thought) to make me pass out, but it only made me hyper.
I kept jabbering at him even though he was setting the bones
