Now that you mention jumping off something:

I was on the second story of an apartment, on the patio, and we tried to jump off th balcony on to a trampoline.

I hit the trampoline and bottomed out on the ground, sprained both ankles, and then continued my forward trajectory off the trampoline and on to the groundl landing me a pretty big knot and a bloody face. The ER loved me when I was younger...



Ray

'99 CSVT - Silver #222/276 In a constant state of blow-off euphoria.
Originally posted by Kremitthefrog:
I like to wear dresses and use binoculars to watch grandmas across the street.