when i was in 6th grade some kid punched me in the face. so i wound up and blasted him as hard as i could. in the process i broke my hand. on the bright side not only did i knock him off his feet but i knocked him out too. i spent 2 1/2 weeks in a cast, which i also fought a few people with (i fought alot when i was a kid) a few weeks after i got the cast off i beat the same kid up again, this time breaking no bones.
when i was a kid 4th-5th grade it was raining outside, i ahde a HUGE orange poncho on and i was running. i tripped on it and did a faceplant and scrapped up my face after skidding on it
back around the same age, i was riding a bike, and some kid threw a hockey stick through my front wheel when i was doing like 20mph, i FLEW over the handle bars, caught air for like 20 ft, then landed next to a fire hydrant. i got up and socked him in the eye and he ran home crying

i was about 15 at the time, i started vigorusly pedaling my bike, chain popped i flipped over the handle bars, the bike landed on top of me, and i was knocked out for about 20 seconds. i scraped my back up near the shoulder pretty bad and i still have the scar to this day
i was 13-14 and i tried rollerblading. i would go down my hill and falla t the bottom every time. i did this about 20-30 times before i finally gave up. i had road rash on my entire body

like 4-5 months ago i was in the garage, which had an oil spill and was covered in junk. near the back was the 454 engine block laying on the ground. i had to get it past all the junk and out into the back of my bronco to take to the machine shop. i tried picking it up and in the process slipped in the oil and hurt my back. i ended up putting it on a creeper, wheeling it out, and picking it up with my engine lift.