(a) swung crowbar through some old rotten wood (we were tearing down roof), went through like butter and into my shin
(b) was told not to run to fast into the grass because there were sement blocks and id sprain my ankle... well i did and sprained my ankle and clearly tore a few ligaments as well
(c) tumbled a about a hundred yards down a cliff when i was 5 (i dont remember but i hear the story all the time from relatives) saved by a tree and i lost a shoe which till this day we have been looking for
(d) Told a girl i loved her in drunken madness to sleep with her and then proceeded to explain i only did it for the booty call... she proceeded to do the Jerry Maguire punch on me..thank god she wasnt wearing a ring
(e) Snowboarded off a cliff ledge after reading the signs "NO SKII ZONE" sprained an ankle again (mini cliff not a major deal
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(f) Saw a snake in my basement freaked the hell out of me turned around real fast, smacked my head into a steel bar fell next to the snake and passed out of shock from both experiences
