Oh, speaking of cooking. When I used to work at this little fast food place i was in the back cooking with this other bully kid. We used a large pair of prongs that functioned for picking things out of the deep fryer. Well anyway the bully kid left them sitting in there for quite some time, then took them out of the fryer and grabbed my arm!!!!!!
I later got him back by splashing about a spoonfill of boiling grease on him!! Haha, he deserved it!