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When i was in 4th grade I had a fat kid jump on my arm and break to small bones in my wrist.

-Mark

a torn ACL, a golf cart, a stupid bet.

After a night of partying with Jose...planting my face on the hand-crank sproket on the hitch of my jetski trailer(just missed my eye), while trying to unhitch it from the car. I felt nothing, but I can still remember the sound it made.

I was running up to it & slipped in the dew-covered grass...it was quite late, looked like I was scratched by a large cat...of the non-domestic variety & my eye was quite swollen & black.

My mother shattered her kneecap from slipping on a dry asphalt driveway while walking from her car to the house. Required surgery and a lot of physical therapy to heal and now she can predict rain.

well i stub my toe very hard on a daily basis



and when i was younger

i had bunk beds and i fell off the top bunk more than once

Was a little tipsy and I started running around the place. I ran into the wall, where there was a copper plate art work thing of a sun. Well the sun's rays protruded out, hence I made a hole in the wall and got about 6 stiches on the old cabeza.

I have a couple burns on my right arm/hand from stupid cooking mistakes.
One of them involves a sort of funny story.
I remember going to a pizza place during an NECEG meet.
Pretty much all the people behind the counter had small bandages on their arms, close to the wrist.
I realized they were most likely due to burning themselves while reaching into the pizza ovens.
I thought to myself "geez, you'd think they all wouldn't burn themselves so much considering they work here all the time" something snide along those lines.
Not too long after that day, I'm at home cooking one of those frozen pizzas in my oven and when I reach in to pull it out, I pull up too fast and burn my arm on the stove now that's kharma...

another time I had hot oil going so I could deep fry some tenders and fries. Like an idiot, I started throwing the food in from too high above the pot, so the hot oil splashed on me.

I have scars now from both those burns.

I have a bad habit of trying to rush while I cook to get it all done fast and on time while the ol' man sits in front of the tv. "where's my food [censored]!"

When I was younger, my older brother was pushing me in circles through my house in one of those old red and yellow "tyke" cars. Sure enough, he hit the corner of the wall by the front door and my head nailed the corner- whole lots of blood went everwhere as it had ruptured some bloodvessels in my nose!

Another good one was playing hockey in my roller blades, I stood in the middle (on the peak) and my blades went opposite directions and I fell flat on my ass. Didn't get hurt but it was quite entertaining!