Originally posted by CarpePoon: 1) Impaled by a tree branch. (not deep) "Tree trailing" out of bounds at a ski resort down a steep heavily wooded back hill. 2' of powder in the back woods, came up to a small clearing where the the sun was shining through, snow was heavy, ski tips sank, guided me right into a tree. Was picking the slivers out of the wound for a month.
Man, backcountry skiing is rough.
I dropped a tip and tore my MCL.
Dumbest injury is probably my friend, who fracured his arm (Radial head fracture... at the elbow) while riding a shopping cart down a flight of stairs.