1: got attacked by a dog on halloween night, bit my hand and tore it to the bone... nice halloween though the chicks really liked it untill they found out it was real...
2: riding in a dodge colt, broke my arm, when a ford came bashing into us at 30MPH, now i own a ford
3: caught a rack of 240B's commming of a duec and a half, back twisted and now hurts all the time