Originally posted by MassContour:
Closed the hood of an '85 Buick LeSabre Estate Wagon on my you-know-what. Rolled around in the front yard for several minutes, got huge blood blister on tip of my you-know-what. Still works--the you-know-what, not the Buick.




were you working on your car nekkid??

in 8th grade PE the stupid PE teacher had us play "cantalope ball" which is basically an oversized HARD softball with NO gloves!!! I was playing 1st base and was a star baseball player at the time so i decided to show off and catch the ball with one hand. the ball hit my middle finger dead on! it never healed correctly and hurts when it rains.

stoopidest one.... i was at the gym late at night and was working on the free weights. i was sitting down and using the curling bar (two hands), and was rather tired, i was half paying attention and DINK nailed my FRONT [censored] tooth with the bar. left a nice little chip in the bottom of my tooth making me look like a brown hillbilly.

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.