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1. Mild - Serious concussion from kicking a soccer ball against the garage door. All I remember is kicking the ball then waking up a day later in the hospital with a really bad hankering for barbeque potato chips. I ate part of a bag in the hospital, then got sick. I cannot stand the smell of those chips anymore, every since that incident I get sick even thinking of the smell of them

2. Broke a broke a bone in my wrist punching a door when I got angry over a game of risk. Ended up getting 2 pins and a bone graft to put the two ends back together. I lost about 10-15% mobility in my right hand, and it hurts me every day. Needless to say I learned my lesson at the ripe age of 19. Kinda makes me angry enough at myself I want to hit something, LOL.

I broke my ankle when I was a kid. I was running after my dog and followed him right off the edge of our deck.

When the doctor was putting on the hard cast he told me that it would be a little hot. When he tried to put the first layer on it was so hot that I kicked him in the nads.

walked into a backhoe and split my head open.

got kicked in the head and got a decent concusion

fugged up a dive during diving practice my first year of college and tried to put my face through the board.
put my teeth through my lower lip
completed destroyed my septum and had to have corrective surgery.
doc said if my hands hadn't been in between my face and the board, it prolly woulda killed me.

1. Took a plastic tip dart to the face. It suck in about 1/2" from my left eye near my nose. A friend and I were throwing them at each other. When I pulled it out it didn't bleed.

2. Riding a 20" freestyle bike I ride down into a blacktop ditch into a parking lot. I was trying to out run a car, so I was going too fast when I when for the [censored]. instead of going down and back up I flew across it and smashed my front wheel on the other side. The bike flipped over on top of me and I slid on my face for at least ten feet (on old blacktop). The right side of my face was all road rash. The only thing that save my right eye was a pair of sunglasses. After I caught my breath I took off on my bike back to my house.

3. I was doing a bar trick and cut the finger print right off my pinky. It was held on by a little skin. This was at the begining of my shift and my boss made me work for another 4 hours.

I was washing a beer glass and it shattered. It cut my hand straight to the bone along my pinky knuckle. I was able to see straight through to my bone, and had to go to the emergency room and get 8 stitches at 3am. I was sooo close to having a specialist operate on my hand and repair a nerve that I almost severed. My pinky has no feeling on an inch long strip, and if feels wierd when people give me firm hand shakes. There was blood splattered all over my dorm room kitchen wall.

1: got attacked by a dog on halloween night, bit my hand and tore it to the bone... nice halloween though the chicks really liked it untill they found out it was real...

2: riding in a dodge colt, broke my arm, when a ford came bashing into us at 30MPH, now i own a ford

3: caught a rack of 240B's commming of a duec and a half, back twisted and now hurts all the time

1) Impaled by a tree branch. (not deep)
"Tree trailing" out of bounds at a ski resort down a steep heavily wooded back hill. 2' of powder in the back woods, came up to a small clearing where the the sun was shining through, snow was heavy, ski tips sank, guided me right into a tree. Was picking the slivers out of the wound for a month.

2) cut my leg open sawing firewood for my grandma.. I was on my knees, the log was on the ground. It was pretty cool, I could see my knee cap

3) tore the webbing between my toes.. Jumping on the trampoline wearing socks, lets just say my friends little brother had very skinny ankles. His ankle went between my 3rd and 4th toe. Split the webbing back about 1"

4) when I was little learning how to hit a nail with a hammer. I wanted to give it one last "big wack" lets just say I still have the scar on the back of my head from the sharp end of the hammer.

Last night I managed to stab my hand pretty good with a small philips screw driver repairing a tripod. Fug it hurts. No kung fu grip in the left hand today. On the plus side the tripod is repaired.