walked into a backhoe and split my head open.

got kicked in the head and got a decent concusion

fugged up a dive during diving practice my first year of college and tried to put my face through the board.
put my teeth through my lower lip
completed destroyed my septum and had to have corrective surgery.
doc said if my hands hadn't been in between my face and the board, it prolly woulda killed me.



NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?