Went outside, slid the glass door closed behind me, turned around and walked face first, right in to a hornet nest... Turned right around, darted back inside, while forgetting to open said door, and broke my nose, two fingers, and chipped two teeth.

Ray

'99 CSVT - Silver #222/276 In a constant state of blow-off euphoria.
Originally posted by Kremitthefrog:
I like to wear dresses and use binoculars to watch grandmas across the street.