Closed the hood of an '85 Buick LeSabre Estate Wagon on my you-know-what. Rolled around in the front yard for several minutes, got huge blood blister on tip of my you-know-what. Still works--the you-know-what, not the Buick.


Old car: '98 SVT T-Red K&N air filter; Ford Focus RS shift knob. Off to be auctioned off somewhere. New car: 2003 Honda Accord DX Sedan, 5-speed.