Not going into to much detail about how it isn't possible nor is it going to be cheap - I'll suggest you try and watch your movies on the couch in the lounge, like the rest of us do.
2000 SVT Turbo 295hp/269ftlb@12psi
#1 for Bendix Brakes Kits!
Knuckles rebuilt w/new bearings $55
AUSSIE ENDLINKS $70
Gutted pre-cats $80/set
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!